Shiba Inu’s SHIB Whispers “Wallet-Friendly Surprise” Amid 90% Plunge 🐶💸

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Oh, the drama! The Shiba Inu crypto squad has dropped a cryptic hint about “something new” on social media, because nothing says “trust us, we’re fine” like teasing a mystery project while your token tanks 📉🐕💸.

The vague promises include adjectives like “wallet-friendly” (read: won’t break the bank, unlike your last NFT purchase), “useful” (debatable, like a screen door on a submarine), and “unmistakably SHIB” (which honestly just means it’s probably covered in doggo memes).

Their post also tagged Bidget Wallet, which feels less like a collaboration and more like a desperate plea for attention-like tagging your ex in a social media post and hoping no one notices 🕵️♂️🐶.

Jaded community? Us?

Perish the thought! But yes, the SHIB Army™️ is currently split between “yeet the devs into the sun” and “zzz, wake me when this is over” energy. One user hilariously asked, “Did someone say ‘new project’ or ‘apology tour’?” 🙄💤

Others pointed out the perfect timing of this announcement-right after crypto crashed harder than a toddler on a tricycle. Truly, the vibes are immaculate 🎉💦.

And let’s not forget the slow-mo SHIB burn saga, which makes watching paint dry look like a Formula 1 race 🐢🔥. Meanwhile, transparency from the team is about as clear as a muddy puddle. Spoiler: it’s not.

SHIB’s price? Down 89.4% from its all-time high. At this rate, it’s less a crypto coin and more a 50%-off coupon for emotional support 🧢📉.

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2025-11-16 11:17