Shiba Inu’s Grand Security Scheme: A Tale of Tech and Turmoil 🐾💥

In a most arduous task, the Shiba Inu team hath revealed a security upgrade for Shibarium, a noble endeavor to eradicate single points of failure-though one wonders if the architects themselves have ever encountered a door that cannot be opened. Decentralization, that modern marvel, shall now reign supreme, or so they claim.

The esteemed Shibizens, a devoted account of Shibarium, doth inform us that the RPC Migration Network upgrade is afoot. One might imagine the scene: developers in waistcoats, quills in hand, muttering about legacy endpoints as if they were ancient relics.

Shibarium RPC Migration: A Most Curious Progress

🔸 Legacy Endpoint Closure
Two weeks hence, the old public RPC connection shall meet its demise, severed from its URL. A fate more tragic than Mr. Darcy’s first proposal, perhaps?

🔸 New Access Point
All users must now update their settings, lest they find themselves adrift in the digital wilderness…

– Shibarium | SHIB.IO (@Shibizens) October 31, 2025

This closure, though necessary, doth require users to abandon their old ways and embrace the new URL. A task as tedious as persuading a gentleman to dance at Netherfield, yet essential for a “stronger, more distributed network.” One can only hope it is not another Mr. Wickham in disguise.

In September, Shibarium faced a most dire incident-a validator key compromised, not by the chain’s flaw, but by a devious ploy involving 4.6 million BONE delegation. A scheme so audacious, it would make Lady Catherine de Bourgh weep into her teacup.

Following a thorough review (and no doubt much tea and sympathy), the Plasma Bridge was restored, now fortified with blacklists and a seven-day withdrawal delay. A prudent measure, or merely a distraction from the chaos? Only time will tell.

Shiba Inu Closes First Red October: A Tragic Month 🎭📉

October hath been a melancholy chapter for Shiba Inu, marking its first monthly loss since its inception. The “Uptober” moniker, once a beacon of hope, now lies in tatters, much like a heroine’s gown after a carriage mishap.

The asset concluded October with a 15.9% decline, as the crypto market quaked under investor jitters. A performance less impressive than a debutante’s first dance.

On the 10th, a flash crash reduced Shiba Inu to $0.0000085, a nadir that would humble even the most stoic of Austen’s characters. Yet, as November dawns, SHIB rises 2.29% in 24 hours, trading at $0.00001013-a faint glimmer of hope, or merely a fleeting spark?

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2025-11-02 02:22