Anton Kobyakov, a senior advisor to Russia’s esteemed Vladimir Putin, has made the rather alarming suggestion that the United States, in its infinite wisdom, is preparing to erase its crippling $35 trillion national debt. And how, you ask? Why, by harnessing the power of cryptocurrency, of course. Because when you’re drowning in debt, what better solution than diving headfirst into a virtual ocean of digital coins?
Speaking at the Eastern Economic Forum in Vladivostok on September 7, Kobyakov explained in riveting detail how the United States plans to employ cryptocurrency and stablecoins to-brace yourself-shift its enormous fiscal burden into the ethereal realm of digital space. A masterstroke, if ever there was one, as American financial wizardry reaches a whole new level of sorcery.
NEW: 🇷🇺 Russian President Vladimir Putin’s advisor claims the U.S. is using crypto and stablecoins to wipe out its $35 trillion in debt 👀
– Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) September 8, 2025
America’s $35 Trillion Debt and a Digital Escape
They’ve got a $35 trillion currency debt, they’ll move it into the crypto cloud, devalue it-and start over,” Kobyakov said. And no one will be wiser. The man’s a poet of financial ruin, isn’t he?
From Gold to Crypto: A New Reset in the Making
Kobyakov, ever the history enthusiast, likened this grand plan to other monumental shifts in U.S. financial history. Remember the Great Depression? When the U.S. left the gold standard to stabilize its economy? Or the 1970s, when President Nixon severed the last ties between the dollar and gold, thus giving birth to the paper money system we use today? Kobyakov argues that America is about to undergo yet another reset-this time, with digital assets. How thrilling.
“Just like in the 30s and 70s, the U.S. plans to solve its financial problems at the expense of the rest of the world. This time, by launching us all into the cryptocurrency cloud,” he said. The ultimate cosmic game of ‘you’re on your own, world.’
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2025-09-08 20:42