Ethereum: The Only Crypto Worth Your Therapist’s Time 🤯

Ethereum has somehow convinced suits that it’s the “final form of digital trust.” That’s right-the same network that occasionally jacks up gas fees to “buy a small country” levels is now where banks park their trillions. Ted Pillows (yes, that’s his real name, probably) from OKX and MEXC claims ETH’s decentralization is “nearly impossible to replicate.” Sure, Ted. Just like your hairline.







