Ariana and the Elder Codex launches in 2026 for PS5, PS4, and Nintendo Switch

The game will be released on consoles both as a physical copy and digitally, and it will include the option to choose between different audio tracks. We’ve already been sharing details about the game based on the Japanese version, and you can find information about the game and its demo here. Below you’ll find the cover art for the Western release.

Trump & Crypto: A Match Made…? 🤯

Yes, you read that correctly. The President has decided that the best way to regulate digital assets is to put someone who’s been regulating them from the inside in charge of a different regulatory body. It’s a cunning plan, really. Perfectly logical. Like teaching a goldfish to fly. 🐠

Ferrari’s Crypto Joyride: Bid on a 499P with Fancy Tokens! 🚀💸

This little scheme, cleverly named “Token Ferrari 499P,” is cooked up with the help of Italian fintech wizards Conio. But don’t get too excited-it’s only for the cool kids in Ferrari’s Hyperclub, a secret society of 100 ultra-rich folks. The auction? Oh, it’s not happening until the 2027 World Endurance Championship season. Plenty of time to sell a kidney or two! 🏁🤑

Crypto Chaos: BTC Dips, CRO Soars, and Other Drama You Missed

Meanwhile, altcoins were busy having their own glow-up. CRO, JUP, ZEC, BCH, and XRP were flexing their muscles, posting some gains that actually looked impressive. I mean, it’s like when you wake up looking halfway decent and people start noticing you for once. Love that for them.

Crypto.com’s Grand Bank Heist: Federal Charter or Fancy Paperweight? 🎩💰

Ah, the institutional demand for regulated crypto solutions-a siren song that has lured Crypto.com onto the rocks of the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC). On the fateful day of October 24th, the exchange announced its grand application, a parchment dripping with promises of “long-term commitment” and “customer protection.” How quaint. 🧾💼

🤑 Trump’s Crypto Cash Cow Mints $300M – Moooove Over, Bitcoin! 🐮

WLFI, with its familial ties to the orange emperor of Mar-a-Lago, proclaims USD1 as the beacon of fast, transparent payments-a knight in shining blockchain armor. 🛡️ Yet, one cannot help but smirk at the irony: transparency from a clan whose opacity rivals the Kremlin’s. But who are we to judge? The world craves stability, and WLFI delivers it by the digital truckload, even if it smells faintly of deal-making and gold-plated toilets. 🚛💨