🤑 November’s Crypto Carnival: Will Bitcoin’s Madness Reign Supreme? 🎢

1⃣ Bitcoin stumbles into November, its pockets lighter after a red October, thanks to Powell’s hawkish caw and a rate cut that felt more like a paper cut. 🦅💸

1⃣ Bitcoin stumbles into November, its pockets lighter after a red October, thanks to Powell’s hawkish caw and a rate cut that felt more like a paper cut. 🦅💸

According to the sagacious Cryptorank, XRP has, over twelve years, averaged an 81.3% leap in November. In 2024, it leapt 281.7%, a performance that makes one wonder if the coin is merely stretching its legs-or preparing for a marathon. The 2013 record of 531.9% remains a ghostly benchmark, a feat even modern investors dare not challenge without a bottle of courage.

Get ready to stream Baby Driver on Netflix starting November 1st! This critically acclaimed action movie from director Edgar Wright features Ansel Elgort as Baby, a talented getaway driver. The film also boasts a fantastic supporting cast including Lily James, Jon Hamm, Jamie Foxx, Kevin Spacey, Jon Bernthal, and more. If you’re curious about the story beyond that, here’s the official synopsis:
On Friday, Glassnode, that digital Cassandra of blockchain analytics, delivered its weekly verdict: traders are betting on stability, though whether it’s faith or fear remains unclear. The Fed’s “hawkish” pivot-a phrase as meaningful as a bureaucrat’s smile-sent Bitcoin into a brief paroxysm of hope, only to collapse under the weight of its own expectations. The BTC Implied Volatility Index, that barometer of trader anxiety, has been inexorably descending, as if traders have collectively decided to trade drama for drudgery. Even the 1M Volatility Risk Premium turned negative, a sign that panic is now overpriced. Glassnode, ever the optimist, insists this will “mean-revert”-a term that sounds less like a prophecy and more like a bureaucratic excuse. 🤡

Sotheby’s will auction off a solid 18-karat gold sculpture called ‘America,’ with bidding starting at about $10 million. The sculpture, which is actually a fully functional toilet weighing 223 pounds, will be on display at Sotheby’s in New York City before the November 18th sale, but visitors won’t be able to use it – only view it.

According to Box Office Mojo, Tron: Ares has earned $125.4 million worldwide. Of that, $65.1 million came from theaters in the United States, and $60.3 million from international theaters. However, the film hasn’t yet made back its $180 million production budget – the highest of any film in the series (without considering inflation).
Sam Bankman-Fried, ever the optimist, insists FTX was never insolvent-just a victim of “bad decisions.” Because, you know, there’s a difference between having no money and just being bad at math. 🎩💸

But wait-here comes the plot twist! While sales were crashing faster than a crypto investor’s hopes and dreams, market participation has been doing squats. NFT buyers are up by a juicy 22.86%, now sitting at 626,341, and sellers have also joined the fun, rising 13.54% to 469,316. Maybe they just love a good rollercoaster ride? 🤷♀️
Amendment No. 4, as it is known, contains details of a decidedly settled nature: the proposed fund is to be listed upon the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), and the fees for its management are set at a modest 0.34%. One might venture to suggest, though it would be unseemly to be too certain, that these are the very last touches, like ribbons and lace on a finished gown, before the SEC grants its blessing. 🎀

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