Kraken Does a Thing! (You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!) đą
A spokesperson â likely someone with a very nice severance package on standby â chirped on Thursday that while a few souls are being gently escorted off the premises (job cuts, if you must be blunt), they’re still jolly keen on hiring bright sparks for the important bits. You know, the bits that make them money. Because, as they put it, with the kind of wisdom only a successful business can muster: âWe continuously evaluate our workforce to ensure it aligns with our strategic priorities.â Which, roughly translated, means “If you ain’t contributing to the bottom line, you’re on your way out.” đ¸