You Won’t Believe What Crypto Just Did—And Why It’s Probably Already Too Late
Cryptocurrencies dipped a smidge in the last 24 hours, which in the crypto world is like finding out your toddler flushed your lottery ticket: disappointing but, let’s face it, you suspected it would end this way. The CoinDesk 20 (CD20) index ticked down 1.4%. Bitcoin? Still lounging around $95,000, like an indifferent cat who knows you can’t afford to stop feeding it. On the bright side, April’s been good to BTC—up 15%, or as my dentist calls it, “the cost of a cleaning.”