
Look, I don’t *dislike* Mel, okay? He’s perfectly…fine. He’s the ultimate regular guy – the kind of dude you’d invite to your Super Bowl party without a second thought. He’d probably even sweet-talk the caterer into throwing in an extra sub. But when it comes to really *acting*, to showing some depth and complexity, he just doesn’t quite deliver. Honestly, at this point, if he started openly complaining about the actresses not being the right age, *that* would at least be interesting! I’d be rooting for the women to form a seriously intense, *Yellowjacketsstyle posse and, well, let’s just say Mel might end up on the menu after a good roasting. I just need *something* to grab onto!