The Great Bitcoin Exodus: How Strategy’s Hoarding Will Soon Make BTC Disappear! 🚨
Strategy, you see, is no mere player in the crypto carnival. It’s a grand puppeteer, pulling strings, making us all dance. A -2.23% deflation rate, courtesy of this single institution’s holdings? And let’s not forget, there are more “stable” institutional holders, who, I’m sure, are just itching to snatch up every last scrap of Bitcoin, squeezing the market tighter than a clenched fist. And here’s where the illustrious Michael Saylor, the great evangelist of the Bitcoin faith, takes his turn. A true disciple of the scarce digital currency, he has woven Bitcoin into the very fabric of corporate treasuries. Truly, a miracle worker!