Larry David’s Take on Web3 Fundraising: It’s Time to Ditch the Spreadsheets 📊🚫

Fundraising stacks should work the same way. Too many teams are still patching raises together with custom contracts, spreadsheets, and chat threads. It’s slow, risky, and wastes precious runway. The next generation of fundraising stacks will be ready for investors on day one and built to work across chains without rework. It’s like having a universal remote that works with every TV. 📺🔄

Dogecoin ETF Frenzy: Will the Whales Eat Your Lunch? 🐳💸

Whales, those majestic creatures of the crypto ocean, have once again taken center stage in DOGE’s price theatrics. On August 15, the first whispers of an ETF sent retail investors scrambling like mice after cheese. But the whales? Oh, they sold into the frenzy like seasoned con artists at a county fair, leaving a local top in their wake. According to Santiment, wallets holding 1M-10M DOGE now control a staggering 10.91 billion tokens-7.23% of the supply. This marks their highest accumulation since December 2021. Bravo, whales, bravo! 👏🐋

Cillian Murphy Has a Funny Reaction to 28 Years Later’s Zombie Rumors

Following the unveiling of the trailer for 28 Years Later, viewers suspected that Cillian Murphy, the lead actor from the initial film within the series, 28 Days Later, might be portraying the emaciated, infected character seen in the preview. Yet, after the movie’s premiere in June 2025, it was confirmed that the zombie in the trailer was not Murphy, thereby debunking the speculations.

Nasdaq’s Wild Tokenization Tango: SEC, Blockchain, and a Dash of Drama! 💃🤝💼

Nasdaq's tokenization journey visualized

In a LinkedIn soliloquy that could only be described as Shakespearean in its ambition, Nasdaq’s President Tal Cohen extolled the virtues of marrying tokenization and blockchain with the staid old guard of traditional markets. “Friction, begone!” he cried, as if banishing a particularly stubborn stain. “Settlement times, hasten thy pace! Processes, automate thyself!” One can almost hear the chorus of accountants weeping into their ledgers. 📜💨

Binance Welcomes the New King of Stablecoins: USDe 🤑💰

In a world where the digital and the tangible often collide, Binance, that grand marketplace of the ethereal, has deigned to welcome yet another sovereign into its realm-Ethena’s USDe stablecoin. As the dawn of September 9, 2025, broke over the horizon, the gates of Binance opened to the trading pairs USDe/USDC and USDe/USDT, like a … Read more