Minority Mindset

In a move that has developers rubbing their hands together with glee, Pi Network has rolled out a swanky upgrade to its Pi App Studio. The new version boasts AI-assisted tools to make app creation as breezy as a Sunday morning, alongside a shiny new staking feature that will have users voting and staking with the enthusiasm of a group of over-caffeinated squirrels. 🐿️

Behold, the Dogecoin, that most mischievous of digital canines, doth find itself in a protracted slumber, reminiscent of its 2017 awakening, when it leapt from obscurity to glory with the vigor of a pup chasing a butterfly. 🐕‍🦺 Yet, lo! The sages of the crypto realm foresee a resurgence, a 250% surge in the near term, and a 2,000% crescendo in the distant future, should the stars align. And what of Maxi Doge, that audacious cousin, who seeks to supplant its elder in the meme coin pantheon? A tale of ambition, folly, and the eternal struggle for attention. 🎩

If you’re screaming “Where did a dollar go?”, don’t worry, I’m here to blame the entire market while also admitting I once bought six full containers of Tums after eating a “healthy” avocado toast. Anyway, here’s what three shiny new AIs had to say about your next few days of joy. 🤷

Ripple’s learned legal maestro, the illustrious Stuart Alderoty, dispatched a barbed retort to their alleged subterfuge, decried via the social media mosaic that is the multifaceted behemoth known only as X, on the seventeenth of October. For a second diurnal cycle within the same fortnight, The New York Times-a bastion of literary clout but not, it seems, of perspicacity-once more depicted the noble art of cryptocurrency as nothing but a den of iniquity. “For the second time, my good sir, in as many weeks, the Times has adorned us with a ‘guest essay’ which proffers crypto as naught but a sinister plaything for scoundrels…” resounded Alderoty’s sharp tap on the scales of public discourse, decrying a narrative that they aver is as whimsical as it is miserably contrived.

As I understand it, much like a discreet gentleman withdrawing from a bustling ballroom to retreat to a quiet corner, Mr. Amr Taha, a pundit of admirable repute, has conveyed-via a QuickTake missive on X (an electronic parlor of sorts)-an update on the exchanges surrounding our cherished Bitcoin. Amid this backdrop of correction, a curiously ample amount of buying pressure rippled through the market, intimating that those known for their prudence in financial affairs may indeed be quietly gathering their hoards, blind to the present fragility of the price.