Pixel-art turn-based RPG Kingdoms of the Dump launches on November 18 for PC Steam

We used to only know when Kingdoms of the Dump would launch, but now we have a specific release date and a brand new trailer! For those unfamiliar, it’s a fantasy game set in a world made of trash, with strategic, turn-based battles. The game won’t have random enemy encounters, but it will feature special abilities you can use in the world and platforming challenges. You can add it to your wishlist on Steam here.

Solana’s DEX: Perpetual Chaos or Crypto Heaven? 🧠💸

The documentation, released like a sacred text upon GitHub, speaks of a Router and a Slab-a duality as old as civilization itself. The Router, a guardian of collateral and margins, while the Slab, a matching engine, thrives under the watchful eyes of liquidity providers. Yet, in this design, there is both promise and peril: a single slab’s failure may not taint the whole, yet the weight of its independence looms heavy, like a shadow cast by a dying star.

Peter Brandt’s Bold Bitcoin Prediction: Is This the End of the Crypto Dream?

It’s been a rough year for Bitcoin, folks. With a modest 15.6% increase, it barely outperformed a rather lethargic S&P 500, which is up 14.5%. A real triumph when you consider that the S&P’s market cap is $57.4 trillion (yes, trillion) – roughly 27 times larger than Bitcoin’s. Yet, in a shocking twist, Bitcoin has managed to sigh along with the index like that friend who gets invited to parties but brings nothing to the table. 🙄

Will Britain Finally Join the Stablecoin Circus? 🐸✨

The Bank of England, in a display of unprecedented urgency, apparently intends to craft some rules around stablecoins by the end of 2026. Yes, you read that right-2026! Just in time for the next decade of crypto chaos. According to an anonymous Bloomberg report, a consultation begins on Nov. 10. Because why start early when you can start fashionably late? 🕰️

Solana’s Price Plummets: A Bear Market Ballad 🐻📉

Solana, dear reader, had briefly donned the crown of $200, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum in their gilded folly. But the bears, those sly foxes, arrived with their pitchforks and dragged the price back down to earth-past $200, $182, and all the way to the chilly $174 low. A feeble recovery attempt? Naturally. It climbed to the 50% Fib retracement, only to find the bears still lurking, sipping tea and guarding the 61.8% Fib like a pack of overzealous footmen.

Ethereum’s Neglect of Layer 2s: Polygon and Sonic Labs Hit Back

So, Polygon’s co-founder, Sandeep Nailwal, is losing his patience. He’s been loyal to Ethereum for years but says the Ethereum Foundation has given them zero love. Yep, despite Polygon being a major player in scaling Ethereum. Talk about being the cool cousin who’s always left out of family photos! 😒

XRP Shocks Retail Investors: Who Knew FUD Could Be So Overrated?

In what could be described as an almost Shakespearean turn of events, the price of XRP, after a particularly dramatic plunge, had investors bracing themselves for further misery. “Sell at a loss!” they cried, ever hopeful that the price would plummet like a lead balloon. And yet-hold onto your monocle-the token did precisely the opposite. It surged. Surpassed the $2.5 mark. For the first time in more than a week! A week, mind you! Who could have predicted such audacity? 💸

🇷🇺💸 Bye-Bye Bucks! Russia’s Dollar Dump Shakes the World 🌍

Ah, the sweet scent of de-dollarization! Russia, that indefatigable rogue of the global stage, has pivoted with the grace of a ballet dancer on vodka, shifting nearly all its trade settlements with China and India into their respective currencies. Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak, a man whose name sounds like a forgotten character from Brideshead Revisited, revealed this on October 20th. The dollar, once the hegemonic darling of international finance, is now as passé as a monocle at a tech conference.

Marvel Studios Still Needs to Give These 7 Characters a Live-Action Debut Following Their Marvel Animation Appearances

Even if a character first appears in an animated MCU project, they might not yet be part of the main live-action story – where the biggest events and most popular crossovers happen. These animated appearances are helpful, though, because they introduce the character to audiences and build excitement for when they eventually appear in a live-action film or series.