7 Million Stolen! Trust Wallet’s ‘Trust’ Shattered 😂💸 #CryptoChaos

The Trust Wallet team, with all the urgency of a man sprinting from a burning library, declared the breach a “recent update” to their Chrome extension. “Disable 2.68! Upgrade to 2.69!” they cried, their public plea more desperate than a poet begging for patronage. One suspects the vulnerability was as isolated as a hermit in Siberia, yet the scale of plunder-a veritable feast for thieves-has left even the stoic crypto faithful clutching their pearls.




