Chekhov’s Bitcoin: Strategy’s Cryptic Cash Hoard Reaches Absurd Heights
Executive Chairman Michael Saylor, with the solemnity of a man confessing to a particularly elaborate prank, revealed the purchase Monday. He noted the firm paid an average of $70,194 per bitcoin, a price so precise it might as well be a haiku. The grand total of 761,068 BTC, as of March 15, 2026, now rests in their virtual vault.






