Kula Just Dropped a $50M Crypto Masterpiece (And Your Grandma’s Confused)

Kula, a “decentralized investment firm” (read: crypto buzzword soup), just fully onchained $50 million in impact investing. Their genius move? Letting communities in places like Zambia and Nepal run the show on natural resources and energy projects. Because who better to decide how to drill for limestone than the people who live near the limestone. Obvious, really.

Bitcoin Crash? Analyst Warns “$60K or Bust” – Is the End Near? 😱💸

Enter Mr. Wall Street, the oracle of doom, who kindly informed us that BTC is gearing up for a deathspiral after one last gasp at $100,000. According to him, a sinister cocktail of macroeconomic malaise, Federal Reserve’s… leisurely pace, and technical signals has set the stage for an impending crypto catastrophe. Who knew charts could be so melodramatic? 📉

Rhea Seehorn Assembles the Puzzle Pieces

“Vince will definitely want to hear about this,” she said, mentioning Vince Gilligan, the creator of Pluribus. We were in the building on a quiet day when it was closed to the public—it felt strangely empty, like something otherworldly had disrupted things and left us isolated. It was the perfect setting to talk about the show, which centers around a mysterious message from space that merges almost all of humanity into a single, unified consciousness. Only Seehorn’s character, Carol, is left alone in Albuquerque, New Mexico, along with a few others scattered around the world. Those connected to the hive mind, often communicating with Carol through an envoy played by the calmly unsettling Karolina Wydra, are all content in their peaceful, collaborative world. Even the few remaining individuals who haven’t joined the hive are enjoying a sense of calm, with the hive mind readily available to them. Carol, a deeply unhappy romance writer, resents them all and actively—and sometimes accidentally—works to undermine their project, believing they’re misguided. The show unfolds with a series of sci-fi surprises that have become a major talking point in 2025.

Crypto’s Glass Half Full: Tom Lee’s Ether Escape and the $320M Splash

BitMine’s latest splurge isn’t stopping-no, they’re out there buying ether like it’s the last slice of pie at a family gathering, scooping up 102,259 ETH last week, worth around $320 million. Ain’t that something? They’re now sitting pretty with nearly 4 million tokens, aiming to corner about 5% of ethereum’s entire supply-because why not horde the digital gold?