Ah, the investigation! Instead of probing the mundane technical failures of the token, it fixates on Milei’s whimsical decision to promote Libra from his official X account. The tweet, now vanished like a thief in the night, preceded the liquidation of $107 million from eight wallets linked to the project. The committee crows that without Milei’s divine endorsement, Libra would have remained a mere speck in the crypto cosmos. 🌌💥
The developers of ARC Raiders have announced a fun surprise for players: if you’ve been collecting rubber ducks in the game, you’ll now find them decorating your hideout! Your base will be filled with these yellow collectibles as a thank you to the community for their enthusiasm. While it’s unclear exactly how many ducks are needed to trigger this, the team at Embark Studios clearly enjoyed adding this playful feature.
Netflix recently shared a new video on their official One Piece social media channels, giving fans their first glimpse of the villain King Wapol, who will be played by Rob Colletti in the live-action series. The adaptation has been praised for accurately and creatively bringing the unique character designs from Eiichiro Oda’s manga to life, much like they did with Arlong (played by McKinley Belcher III in Season 1), who was impressively recreated using a combination of practical effects and CGI.
For the discerning trader, such dislocations are not mere calamities but invitations to a macabre waltz. Shall we seize these oversold gems, or is another leg down lurking in the wings? Let us dissect these charts with the precision of a lepidopterist, examining the volume and RSI for clues, and assigning timelines to our speculative targets. After all, in the crypto theater, every dip is a drama, and every rally, a farce. 🎭📉
Global markets just told us what fear really smells like-musty, bitter, and a little bit hilarious.
Ethereum, ever the tragic hero, has plummeted 15% this week, shedding support levels like a divorcée discards wedding photos. At $2,800, it clings to dignity-and technical analysts pray for a “relief rally” as fervently as sailors pray for land. 🌊
Ubisoft reported a 39% increase in net bookings for the second quarter compared to last year, thanks to strong sales of its games and TV shows. They originally expected $520 million in bookings, but actually reached $566.7 million.
Behold, the new PayPay Money service: a digital ledger where users can fling yen at each other like confetti, sans fees. Peer-to-peer transactions? Free of charge, of course. Who needs etiquette when you can charge a fee for the privilege of being modern? 🎉
The new movie Wicked is now playing in theaters and is expected to be a huge success worldwide. Strong audience interest in the story of Elphaba and Glinda, combined with positive reviews, should keep it at the top of the box office for a while – until the release of Avatar: Fire and Ash next month.
Et, naturellement, XRP, fidèle compagnon, franchement traîne dans cette comédie, suivant les caprices du marché, laissant nos investisseurs enchaîner des questions telles un mauvais dîner : « Ah! Les ETF XRP, seront-ils le remède ou la peste? » 🥂
