Bithumb’s Big Shake-Up: What They’re Babysitting Before IPO Day! 🚀
They’re spinning off their non-exchange businesses into a fresh, shiny new puppy called “Bithumb A.” Why? Because mixing crypto chaos with everything else is like juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle — sure, it’s impressive, but also a great way to lose fingers and credibility. This split is their crafty plan to dodge haters and crank up efficiency before they strut their stuff on the IPO catwalk, either in Korea or Nasdaq’s glitzy Broadway.