Did Bitcoin Just Fake Us Out? Crypto’s Fresh Plot Twist Has Twitter in Meltdown
On one side, hopeful types are dusting off their “To the Moon 🚀” memes as Bitcoin slips coyly over a key psychological milestone (no, not buying you dinner first). But on the other, seasoned skeptics are rolling their eyes and muttering something about “temporary factors” — as if crypto hasn’t been dramatically unpredictable since Satoshi was in diapers.