XRP’s Bullish Dance: Will RSI Lead to a Crypto Fairy Tale? 🦄📈

A curious spectacle unfolds: XRP’s RSI, that fickle muse of momentum, dances upward while the price tumbles-a ballet of contradictions. Such is the art of bullish divergence, a signal as cryptic as a Turgenevian landscape. Traders, clutching their coffee like lifelines, debate whether this is the prelude to a rally or merely a fox’s grin in the woods of uncertainty.

Nintendo Buys A Studio From Bandai Namco

Nintendo plans to take full ownership of Bandai Namco Studios Singapore by April 2026. They’ll initially acquire 80% of the studio, with the remaining 20% purchased later on, after the studio’s operations are running smoothly.

Schedule 1 Creator Considered Turning It Into Farming Sim

Tyler told GamesRadar that early in the game’s development, he had a backup plan. If Steam didn’t approve the game as it was, he could easily turn it into a farming simulator by removing all references to drugs. Luckily, that wasn’t necessary, and Steam approved the original concept.

Like Satisfactory And Anime Girls? Try This Game

Hypergryph says this latest version of the game features a significantly improved experience, with 50 to 60 hours of fully developed content. They’ve reworked the story, added new cutscenes, and enhanced the combat system. Players can now explore a brand-new region called Wuling.

Pi ETF: A Dream or Dostoevsky’s Nightmare? 🤔💰

The question gnaws at the soul like a Dostoevskian dilemma: Can such a thing ever be? According to the so-called “analysts” of ActuFinance-those high priests of the market-PI Network must first ascend the Mount Sinai of financial requirements. Behold, the commandments they have etched in stone:

Brave Conquers 101 Million Users! 🌟

What could be more thrilling than being paid just for looking at ads? The Brave browser, darling of the tech world, offers this delightful possibility through the BAT token. Oh, the charade! Users earn BAT by viewing those oh-so-modest Brave Ads and can graciously bestow these tokens upon content creators or trot them off to acquire a variety of currencies 🪙.

Senate’s Crypto Bill: ‘Crypto Capital of the World’ or a Mess?

Lawmakers say the measure could finally settle the long-running dispute over whether tokens should be treated as commodities or securities, a decision that would determine which regulator takes charge. Because nothing says “clarity” like a 100-page document filled with legalese and existential dread. 🧠💥

You Won’t Believe What BitMine Just Bought for $44M!

This latest ETH-buying spree went through BitGo, an institutional custodian (which sounds very serious, right?), and was done at an average price of $3,033 per coin, as per blockchain analytics platforms. Oh, and did we mention Ethereum was recently recovering from a bit of a rough patch, flirting with a low of $2,680? Talk about timing! ⏱️