🤑 BitMine’s ETH Hoard: 2% of Ethereum and Counting! 🚀

Their combined crypto and cash reserves? A cool $11.4 billion. That’s enough to make even the Auditors of Reality raise an eyebrow. 📈💸 BitMine, ever the ambitious sort, isn’t stopping there-they’re eyeing an even bigger slice of the Ethereum pie. Because, you know, why have a modest influence when you can be the wizard behind the blockchain curtain? 🧙‍♂️✨

Amazon ‘mistake’: Customer finds brick instead of graphics card in package

A Reddit user named GlassHistorical5303 shared a frustrating experience on the r/pcmasterrace subreddit. Instead of the NVIDIA GeForce graphics card he ordered, he received a simple brick – though it was at least wrapped in bubble wrap. To make matters worse, he explained that he purchased the item from PNY’s official Amazon store, and Amazon itself handled the delivery.

Crypto Market Dips Big: Is Now the Time to Buy Altcoins?

The crypto world is in complete turmoil again. Bitcoin has tumbled out of its precious ascending channel and seems intent on returning to the $112,000 support level for a little reunion. Meanwhile, altcoins are having a party of their own, with some dropping 6 or 7%, and others nosediving by a glorious 10%.

Horizon Zero Dawn and Ghost of Tsushima spotted on Xbox Store? That doesn’t mean these PS5 exclusives are actually coming to Xbox

Don’t get too excited: probably not, at least not yet. Those Google search results you’re seeing are linked to the German Xbox Store, which often has these kinds of glitches. It’s happened before – games sometimes appear in search results even when they aren’t actually available. If you click the link, it just leads to an error page on the German Xbox Store.