GameStop’s Bitcoin Belly Flop: A $422M Splash Toward Disaster?
Verily, the once-mighty GameStop-yes, that noble temple of pre-owned video games and discounted Funko Pops-has committed an act so bold, so baffling, that even the pigeons perched atop Wall Street’s bronze bull paused mid-coo to take notice: they hath transferred their entire Bitcoin hoard, 4,710 BTC strong, to Coinbase Prime. Not a satoshi spared. A grand exodus! As if an emperor, after building a marble fortress on a volcano, suddenly handed the keys to a guy named Chad with a duffel bag and a scooter.






