Hyperliquid’s 5% Leap: A Fool’s Gold or Trader’s Delight?

Now, the altcoin gang, bless their hearts, has been having a rough week. They’ve been sulking in a short-term downtrend, with Bitcoin meandering between $88.7k and $90.3k like a lost soul in a corn maze. The altcoin market cap, minus Ethereum [ETH], has been sitting on the fence for five days, neither here nor there. But ol’ Hyperliquid? It’s been acting like it’s got a rocket strapped to its back since Friday. Curiouser and curiouser.

Eternal Sword Pact Class Tier List (January 2026)

When you start Eternal Sword Pact, your first class choice depends on what you enjoy more – fighting monsters (PvE) or battling other players (PvP). Consider if you like getting up close and personal, casting spells from a distance, playing quickly, or a mix of everything. Each class excels in different ways, so choose the one that best matches how you like to play.

GameStop’s Bitcoin Belly Flop: A $422M Splash Toward Disaster?

Verily, the once-mighty GameStop-yes, that noble temple of pre-owned video games and discounted Funko Pops-has committed an act so bold, so baffling, that even the pigeons perched atop Wall Street’s bronze bull paused mid-coo to take notice: they hath transferred their entire Bitcoin hoard, 4,710 BTC strong, to Coinbase Prime. Not a satoshi spared. A grand exodus! As if an emperor, after building a marble fortress on a volcano, suddenly handed the keys to a guy named Chad with a duffel bag and a scooter.

Bitcoin’s Ironic Fate: Warning Signs Suggest a Downward Tango

In the grand theater of crypto, stress signals are flashing brighter than a disco ball in a blackout. The Analysis from Cryptoquant, the digital Sherlock Holmes of blockchain, warns that our beloved Bitcoin has been performing a sluggish ballet from about $90,000 to $97,500-until the music stopped. Through a series of charts more confusing than a politician’s promise, it seems the once bullish march has turned into a mournful waltz of decline. The analysis cheekily states: