Billion-Dollar Bank’s Scandal: How NOT To Hide $4B From the IRS (You’ll Be Fined!)
The United States Department of Justice—never known for either brevity or leniency—announced, with the satisfaction of Miss Lydia Bennet upon procuring a new bonnet, that Credit Suisse most audaciously broke its word from a previous agreement of 2014 and proved grievously helpful to its American clients wishing to maintain the most clandestine of accounts. These accounts—475 in number, because why ever stop at a handful when scandal beckons?—provided ample delight for those wishing to keep their fortunes safely out of Mr. IRS’s grasp, at least between the years 2010 and 2021.