Bitcoin’s Divine Crash: A Billionaire’s Sarcasm Unveiled
The calamity unfolded in the bleak days of January 2026, when Bitcoin, once soaring near the heavens at $83,000, plummeted to the earthly depths of $77,000. A mere 5% drop, you say? Nay, it was a guillotine for the overleveraged, triggering $2.4 billion in liquidations. Long positions, once the darlings of the market, were cast into the abyss, their screams drowned out by the cacophony of margin calls. The chart, a macabre masterpiece, depicted a swift descent followed by a feeble rebound-a wounded beast staggering toward $78,500.
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