Boss of alcohol-free bar convicted of drunk driving

Hayden Geraghty, a 33-year-old bar manager from Aberdeen, pleaded guilty to an offense committed on March 7th. As a result, he received a one-year driving ban and was ordered to pay a £520 fine (approximately $700).

CFTC vs. Arizona: A Legal Battle Over Prediction Markets and State Pride

The CFTC, cloaked in the armor of federal authority, has sued Arizona, demanding it cease its “crusade” against CFTC-regulated platforms. “Thou shalt not enforce thy criminal and gambling laws,” they proclaim, as if Moses himself had descended with tablets inscribed with the Commodity Exchange Act. Arizona, unyielding as a saguaro cactus, retorts that these platforms may tread upon its sacred gambling laws, especially when retail participants are lured into the fray.

Shiba Inu’s Silent Scream: Is SHIB’s Soul Being Sold for a Penny?

Token withdrawals, those sacred outflows, once a sign of hoarding and faith, have now turned into a trickle of despair. In the delirium of bull markets, investors clutched their SHIB like a child clings to a blanket. But now? The blanket is tattered, and the child has wandered off. Outflows collapse not from confidence, but from apathy. The market, once a roaring beast, now lies dormant, its breath shallow and labored.

Third-person action RPG Asterfel to launch open playtest for Steam on April 17

I recently stumbled across this cool new game called Asterfel! It’s an action RPG with a third-person perspective, and it’s giving me major vibes from the classic games I grew up with in the 2000s. It was announced last year for PC, and you can add it to your Steam wishlist right here. Mysteria Studio just dropped a new playtest trailer, which you can check out below, and their official website has all the details.

AlphaTON Nets $43M to Forge Sovereign AI-Privacy Puzzles, Laughs Included

AlphaTON Capital has signed a strategic financing deal for around $43 million with Vertical Data to hurry up its AI and privacy computing build-out. The TON-focused outfit says the collaboration centers on deploying AI hardware to speed up its “privacy computing” roadmap and sovereign AI stack, with the aim of weaving AI, digital assets, and confidential computing into one snug coat for the TON neighborhood.