NYC’s Crypto Fate: Taxed Into Oblivion? 🦉💰💥

Mamdani’s rise, a veritable carnival of populist pledges-free buses, rent-controlled dreams, and childcare handed out like confetti-rests on a precarious edifice: taxing the wealthy until they resemble deflated balloons. A delicate dance, this redistribution of largesse, for what is wealth but a chimera in the hands of the uninitiated?

Late Night Gets to Brag About Election Day

Wow, I was really moved by what Stephen Colbert said tonight! He started his monologue saying he was feeling something he hadn’t felt in ages: actual good feelings. He was so happy for Mamdani, jokingly saying the new mayor gets unlimited flights on Turkish Air and… the right to kill a groundhog, as is tradition in New York! He also gave shout-outs to Sherrill and Spanberger, but you could still tell he’s a proud New Yorker – he couldn’t resist a little jab at New Jersey, pretending their state motto is just asking for gas! It was funny, and honestly, it was just great to hear some positivity.