BitMine’s Crypto Circus Crashes: Short Sellers Strike! 😂📉

This report, unleashed by Kerrisdale Capital, that perennial Cassandra of the markets founded by Sahm Adrangi in 2009, declares its own short position in BMNR stock with the flair of a prophet foretelling doom. The firm, renowned for its scathing exposés on “overvalued” enterprises that often send ripples through the financial seas, now turns its satirical gaze upon this beast. 😏🎭

🚀 One-Click Token Sales: The Web3 Revolution You Didn’t Know You Needed!

And for what? A whitelist that’s as elusive as a coherent plot in *Dead Souls*? A jackpot that might as well be guarded by Chichikov himself? Surely, there must be a better way! And lo, in the land of web3, where innovation sprouts like mushrooms after rain, there is. 🍄 Behold, the intent-based launchpad-a single-click solution to this circus of complexity. But will it stick? Or will it fade like a minor character in a Gogol novella?

Tron: Ares Set To Start Big at Box Office Despite Low RT Score

I’m really excited for Tron: Ares! Early reports from Variety say it’s expected to open with around $45 to $50 million domestically. It’s directed by Joachim Rønning and the story is about the first time humans encounter beings made of artificial intelligence – apparently, a program from the digital world actually comes into our reality. They’re predicting another $40 to $45 million internationally, which could bring the total opening weekend to as much as $95 million worldwide! I can’t wait to see how it does.

Galbrena Build In WuWa (Best Weapon & Echo, Ascension Materials)

Galbrena in *Wuthering Waves* relies on dealing high damage with both her regular attacks and her Echo Skill, so her weapon should boost those stats. Crit Rate and Crit DMG are also essential for maximizing her damage output as a DPS character. Here’s a look at the best weapon options for Galbrena in *WuWa*:

Jason Connell explained to us why Ghost of Yotei removes map markers to let players explore freely

Connell, the creator of *Ghost of Tsushima*, explained why they removed question marks from the game’s map. He prefers open-world games that allow players to explore freely and decide where to go, feeling that *Tsushima* didn’t quite achieve that level of freedom. He described finding the right balance between a story-driven game and an open world as “a very complex challenge.”

SWIFT & Ethereum: It’s Complicated 🙄

The idea is to make international money moving faster. Shocker, right? They’re using ISO 20022, which sounds terrifyingly complex, but basically means they want everything to talk to everything else. Lubin also mentioned banks are cautiously poking around the “settlement layers.” You can just *feel* the excitement from the finance bros, can’t you? 😴