Hyperliquid: The Onchain Revolution That Stunned Traders in 2025 🚀

Imagine a decentralized exchange (which is fancy talk for “money being moved around without a middleman, like magic but messier”) specially designed for perpetual futures trading – because why not have your cake, eat it, and then trade the cake forever? Unlike earlier DEXs that relied on bots, algorithms, or witchcraft, Hyperliquid boasts a fully onchain central limit order book. Yes, every trade, liquidation, and funding payment is proudly etched onto the blockchain. Record-keeping on a blockchain: because someday, someone might want to sue it for being too clever.

The Wigs That Defined 2025

While CGI can realistically create things like animal fur, a truly iconic wig still holds a special power on screen. It’s not about high-tech effects; the wig’s simple, analog nature is what makes it so effective. In 2025, the best wigs weren’t trying to look real – they embraced their artificiality. In fact, the more obviously fake a wig was, the more entertaining it became. The key to a great wig? Let that hairline show! Here are some of the most memorable pop-culture wigs of the year.

🚨 DOGE = AMD 2.0? 😱 Analysts Whisper ‘Buy The Dip’ 🐶📉

On Dec. 31, the internet’s most mysterious cat-adjacent analyst claimed Dogecoin’s price slump is “textbook” if you’re a fan of declining volume, apathetic influencers, and risk/reward ratios that only a therapist could love. “Lower prices, weaker volume, influencers sweating bullets just saying ‘bullish’-it’s chef’s kiss,” they wrote. 🍳

Francis Ford Coppola’s Legal Drama The Rainmaker Quietly Scores a New Streaming Home on Paramount+

The acclaimed 1997 legal drama became available on a streaming service on January 1, 2026. Written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola, the film stars Matt Damon as Rudy S. Baylor, a young lawyer facing hardship. Baylor takes a job with a questionable attorney, played by Mickey Rourke, after meeting paralegal Deck Shifflet (Danny DeVito). Together, Baylor and Shifflet tackle a challenging case, hoping to establish themselves as successful ‘rainmakers’ – lawyers who win large settlements for their clients.

🪙 Logically Impossible Bitcoin Bonanza? Treasury Giants Reboot! 🎉

Once again, we find Bitcoin looking attractive, as if it were on a boldly bold budget sale when Metaplanet decided to seize the moment. Completing another extravagant round of BTC burble-buying on a market that had a slight case of the sniffles and prices resting below a cool $100k, they beefed up their already fattening holdings. Heck, it’s like they’ve taken their crypto-cooking lesson so seriously.