Bitcoin’s $90K Tease: A Cosmic Prank or Market Manipulation? đđž

In a move that would make the Heart of Goldâs Infinite Improbability Drive blush, Bitcoin (BTC) staged a brief, dazzling rebound on Wednesday, reclaiming the $90,000 mark during early U.S. trading. Alas, like a bowl of petunias, it thought, âOh no, not again,â and promptly plummeted back to Earth. The result? A $238 million liquidation party where both longs and shorts got the bill. đđž






