Bitcoin’s 2026: A Farce of Fools and Their Follies 🌪️💰

In a memo dripping with the gravitas of a parish newsletter, Fundstrat-those stalwarts of financial wisdom-warned of “choppy markets” and a potential dip to the $60K-$65K zone. Sean Farrell, their Crypto Strategy Head (a title as grandiose as it is baffling), muttered something about ETF exhaustion and miner selling. How dreadfully tedious. 😴







