The updated S-1 document now possesses a magical clause – a bypass switch for the SECās fondness for procrastination. Mr. Seyffart of Bloomberg informs us this mirrors the arrangements previously extended to Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. A clever maneuver, or a thinly veiled attempt to bully the regulators? One wonders. Itās all ratherā¦efficient. Too efficient, perhaps. š¤Ø
Bitcoin, meanwhile, flexed its dominance like a gym bro who just discovered protein shakes, sucking the life out of altcoins. The Fear & Greed Index sits at a cozy 20-because nothing says “investor confidence” like a number usually reserved for freezer temperatures. āļø
To bet on the future is the highest form of frivolity, and Gemini, that most fashionable of crypto exchanges, has decided to double down on this particular vice. Pending the benevolence of the U.S. CFTC (who may be busy enjoying coffee with their unemployment), the Winklevoss twins aim to let punters wager on outcomes ranging from political meltdowns to sports comebacks. How thrilling! One might even call it “democratic gambling,” if democracy werenāt so notoriously bad at picking winners. š² \n\nBut let us not forget the thrill of competition! Kalshi and Polymarket, those austere avant-garde rivals, are surely huffing their organic kombucha, muttering about “regulated chaos.” As for the patient, unfinished government shutdown? A mere footnote, really, in Geminiās operatic quest to monetize every conceivable human anxiety. š
The episode begins by introducing both families. Viewers of The Real Housewives of Orange County will remember that Emily and Shane have three children: 12-year-old Annabelle and 9-year-old twins, Luke and Keller. Emily feels Shane does about 60% of the housework, while he believes itās closer to 70%. The show suggests Emily is avoiding her responsibilities as a stay-at-home mom by being on television. Shane complains heās spending most of his time on household tasks, but viewers know he hasnāt always been a practicing attorney. Emily is also dealing with her daughter Annabelle, who seems to have inherited her motherās strong personality and is understandably unhappy about being filmed for the show.
Hold on tight, dear readers. We’re not just talking about any old hack here-it’s a wave of state-sponsored scares targeting the crypto world. North Korean hacker groups seem to have made the virtual realm their favorite playground over the years. This attack simply highlights the industryās eternal vulnerability to those brilliantly clever cyber threats. šµļøāāļøš±
ASTER Buy Sparks Market Frenzy-and a Contrarian Whale Windfall ššø. Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the Binance founder who probably owns more tokens than most people own socks, announced he bought over 2 million ASTER tokens. Cue the collective gasp of the crypto world.
It’s disappointing when people don’t give a show a real chance, especially since many series are actually quite good despite what critics say. Almost every anime has some imperfections, and some of the most criticized shows are better than people realize.
Ever since her character seemingly died in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, fans have been eager to see Wanda Maximoff, also known as the Scarlet Witch, return. Elizabeth Olsen has often said sheād be open to playing the role again if the opportunity arose, but hasnāt confirmed any discussions with Marvel Studios. Recently, she mentioned a specific team-up sheād love to see happen within the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and itās only increased fansā hopes for the Scarlet Witchās comeback.
Variety reports that Paramount has created a list of actors they won’t hire due to concerns about antisemitism, xenophobia, or homophobia. The company has determined these individuals have demonstrated problematic views.
The first week of November has strutted in like a bear in a china shop, sending the crypto sector into a tailspin. Bitcoin, that once-mighty stallion, has bucked its way down to $103,800-a sight we havenāt seen since its brief stumble in mid-October. Thatās a weekly loss of over 9%, folks. Yeesh, even Tom Sawyer wouldāve thought twice about whitewashing this fence. šļø