Crypto Oracle Haseeb’s 2026 Prophecies: BTC > $150K? Please!

And don’t even get him started on “fintech chains.” He calls them “underwhelming,” which is the nicest way to say they’re a dumpster fire. Tempo, Arc, Robinhood Chain? More like Temp-oh-no, Arc-what-now, and Robinhood’s Chain of Regret. Meanwhile, Ethereum and Solana “overdeliver.” Of course, because those chains are basically the only ones that haven’t tried to reinvent the wheel with a blockchain.






