ETH’s Exchange Exodus: A Tragicomedy of Whales, Wallets, and Waning Supply 🎭🐋💸

On-chain metrics, those cryptic oracles of our time, reveal a plot twist: Ethereum’s exchange supply has plummeted to levels unseen since the blockchain’s infancy. It’s as if Houdini himself spirited away the coins, leaving analysts to ponder-was it staking? Self-custody? Or merely the digital equivalent of hiding treasure in a sock drawer?







