Coinbase’s $433M Payday: Crypto’s Back, Baby! đđ°

Well, butter my biscuit and call me impressed. Coinbase just posted a 32% jump in net income, proving that crypto isnât just a fad-itâs a full-blown circus, and weâre all clowns here. 𤥠With $433M in net profit for Q3 2025 and $1.8B in revenue, theyâre out here making Monopoly money look like chump change.







