Crypto’s Wild Ride: BTC Plunges, Altcoins Bleed, and Trump’s Tariffs Laugh Last
At the hour of reckoning, the total crypto market value had shrunk by 3.4%, landing at a mere $3.1 trillion. Bitcoin, once the darling of the digital age, traded at $89,384, a 3.2% decline in just 24 hours. The altcoins fared worse, their losses as deep as the pockets of the bourgeoisie. Binance Coin dropped 5.2% to $879, Monero plummeted 19% to $491, and Pump.fun-oh, the irony!-deflated by 5.9% to a laughable $0.002436.



