Minority Mindset

According to some fancy report by TRM (which sounds like the noise a robot makes), the US has jumped from a sluggish turtle to the hare of the crypto race, rocketing ahead with a little help from the good old Trump administration. Countries like India are still hanging onto the top spot-probably because they’re still figuring out how to use WhatsApp-but the US isn’t far behind, climbing right to second place! And why? Because Trump’s administration apparently waved a magic regulatory wand and made digital assets a lot more inviting. Sparkly! 🤩

This marks the second crypto project to halt operations in October, following the Kadena Organization, which also decided to step back from its project amid ongoing challenges. Who knew building a blockchain was harder than finding a black hole in a galaxy of bad ideas?

“Leverage has normalized, on-chain activity is rising, and digital assets’ macro role continues to strengthen,” they quipped, as if chanting spells over the abyss of fiat decay.

Hold onto your hats, darlings! Berachain has unveiled a Preconfirmation System so swift, it’ll make your go-to lattes look sluggish. We’re talking about amplifying transaction confirmation speeds by a staggering tenfold-yes, ten times as fast! Imagine the network performance getting a if-it-was-possible-cheaper upgrade, all while maintaining that delicate balance of fairness and low latency that … Read more

Chainlink, that beleaguered soul, trades at $17.5, a mere 0.2% dip in 24 hours, yet its weekly decline stretches to 2.6%, and the monthly toll-a brutal 18.5%. Over seven days, it has writhed between $15.87 and $19.02, a narrow purgatory of compression after the fires of volatility. Ah, but what of the 24-hour trading volume? It has plummeted to $864.7 million, a 29.7% nosedive, while derivatives volume sank further still to $1.69 billion. One might say the market is fasting-of speculation, at least. 🍽️

The ETF, a creation of ChinaAMC (Hong Kong), will dance onto the market on October 27. The minimum investment? A mere $100-a pittance for the wealthy, but a mountain for the poor. 🎉

XRP dips, dodges, and generally acts like a indecisive teenager at a buffet-still above support levels but trailing crypto’s version of the “cool kids’ table.” 🍔