SEC Drops Crypto Custody Guide: Is Big Brother Finally Cool? 😎

Apparently, the Trump administration (yes, that Trump) has been cozying up to crypto like it’s the new golf buddy. And the SEC? They’re now less “regulation-by-enforcement” and more “let’s hold hands and skip through the blockchain together.” 🌈 Under this new, cuddly approach, they’ve launched a task force, dropped lawsuits like they’re hot, and even started something called “Project Crypto.” Because nothing says ‘we’re serious’ like a project with a cool name, right? Their latest masterpiece? A set of guidelines on crypto custody that reads like a mix between a self-help book and a thriller novel. 📖✨








