Right-o, fellow revolutionaries! It seems Coinbase’s mastermind, CEO Brian Armstrong, has crafted a scheme as grand as it is quixotic-proposing to cradle a startup from its nascent dream-state right through to its glory in public trading, all neatly wrapped in blockchain! 💻🔗
Through the winding avenues of the illustrious TBPN podcast, Armstrong spun a yarn about this noble aspiration. Picture this-if your wildest startup dreams could take shape onchain, he mused. Envision incorporation, seed round-raising, and dazzlingly instantaneous capital flowing in USDC-a utopian startup lifecycle without so much as a quibble with pesky banks or lawyers!
“Just imagine, will ye not!” Armstrong exclaimed, sarcasm riding high on his rhetoric as he painted this digital fantasy. “The number of companies gallantly entering the capital fray could burgeon! Why, it’s practically a revolution!”
And oh, the bureaucracy of fundraising! That’d-be quashed! Garnering capital would become as trivial as catching a stray fly, courtesy of onchain magic. How nifty! This plan, girded by Coinbase’s acquisition of the charming Echo, will initially-oh, uniquely-keep Echo a free spirit. Yet soon, it will cozily snuggle with Coinbase’s brood, offering builders the intoxicating access to a staggering half-trillion dollars in assets! 💰🌍
The oracle of JPMorgan has weighed in too, deeming Coinbase a vessel of “Overweight” potential, thanks to its enchanting Base network and a revised USDC strategy. The crows of Wall Street swoop down, forecasting a hearty feast of opportunity, ranging from $12 billion to a voluptuous $34 billion if further embellished by a token launch! 📈
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2025-10-26 10:09