With the panache of a man who’s just discovered his socks match, Star Xu, OKX’s self-proclaimed “blockchain maestro,” has unveiled a three-phase strategy for X Layer. One wonders if this is the culmination of years of deep contemplation or merely a PowerPoint template he found on Canva.
At a recent offline gathering (how quaint!), Xu sketched a roadmap so ambitious it could make a Victorian railway engineer blush. Phase one, he declared, involves “integrating stablecoins like Tether and USDG.” Naturally, this means users can now squirrel away their hard-earned cash in the OKX Wallet and earn “4%-5% annual interest” – a reward so modest it would make a medieval serf weep into his ale. By October 2025, USDT will be “live,” a term which, in corporate speak, likely means “functioning enough to avoid lawsuits.”
Phase two, the pièce de résistance, sees OKX partnering with DeFi’s most beloved eccentrics: Aave, Uniswap, Balancer, and Chainlink. Presumably, this will result in lending, trading, and oracle services being “integrated” – a word that, in the blockchain world, often means “we’re not sure what this means, but it sounds technical.”
Phase three, the pièce de résistance of the pièce de résistance, involves showering developers with incentives from the $100 million “OKX Vision Fund.” Xu, ever the optimist, described this as a “long-term commitment.” One might argue that $100 million is merely the cost of a few moderately expensive yachts, but let us not dwell on such trivialities.
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X Layer, this “Ethereum Layer 2 rollup,” is said to accelerate transactions, lower fees, and enhance interoperability. A digital Swiss Army knife, if you will. It will power the OKX Wallet and exchange, with OKB serving as the gas token – a role akin to a medieval toll collector, but with better cryptocurrency.
In the coming months, we can expect “developer incentive programs” and “partnerships with DeFi protocols.” The X Layer team will continue “focusing on product improvements” – a phrase that, in the blockchain lexicon, often translates to “we’re still figuring this out.” All the while, they’ll engage the community with the enthusiasm of a man explaining quantum physics to a goldfish.
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2025-10-03 16:49