In a ledger-lit theatre where numbers improvise with the whim of a devilish accountant, Metaplanet-Japanese treasury firm, stern as a samurai and twice as fond of a good spreadsheet-drops 5,268 BTC into its reserves. The total, once a shy echo, now roars to 30,823 BTC, as if the vault herself had learned to whistle the tune of a triumphant march. The coins settle with the polite clatter of a tea service at dawn, and the building coughs out a faint, amused sigh. 😏
They insist this is not a gamble but a devotion: Bitcoin as the primary treasury asset, a talisman for the long run, a stubborn oak in the storm of markets. The rhetoric wears a smile, almost a wink from a clerk who knows the punchline of every quarterly report. Bitcoin, they say, is strength that endures beyond coffee breaks and branding slogans, a prophecy that tastes of old coins and future salaries. 💼🪙😂
By steadily increasing its reserves, Metaplanet positions itself among the leading corporate Bitcoin holders-the sort of boast that sounds like a stage whisper in a grand hall of bankers. This latest purchase casts a spotlight on Japan’s growing role in the global digital asset orchestra, where institutions politely queue to embrace Bitcoin as a key reserve, as if offering it a cup of ceremonial sake before signing the mortgage of the century. 🏮🤖
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2025-10-01 10:22