In a move that no one asked for but everyone will definitely talk about, Melania Trump has re-entered the memecoin world with a flourish. After months of complete silence (and probably a few spa days), she has resurfaced to promote her Solana-based token, MelaniaMeme (MELANIA). Because, of course, that’s the thing we all need right now. 🌍💰
On Thursday, Melania dropped an AI-generated video (yes, AI-because who doesn’t love a bit of future tech sprinkled with a dash of the bizarre?) where she waxed poetic about the token being “the path into the future.” It was, as you might imagine, a masterpiece of digital mystique. And, naturally, she tagged the token’s official account. Because nothing says “trustworthy investment” like a futuristic video and a social media post. 📲🤖
Into The Future@TrueMELANIAmeme
– MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) October 1, 2025
Predictably, the crypto world on X (formerly Twitter, now just a swirling vortex of confusion) erupted. Blockchain analysts and armchair crypto detectives quickly pointed out that Melania’s charming little video did *not* address the $10 million worth of community tokens that vanished like a magician’s rabbit, sold from team wallets without a single word of explanation. But hey, who needs details when you’ve got *this* kind of content? 👀
soooo Melania Trump won’t address the $10M of community tokens sold by team wallets
just post an AI video after 10 months of silence?
cool cool cool
– Bubblemaps (@bubblemaps) October 2, 2025
Blockchain sleuths from Bubblemaps revealed a juicy tidbit: on April 7, the MELANIA token’s team decided to move $30 million worth of community funds, which were allegedly sold off in mysterious silence. A perfect way to win friends and influence people, right? The crypto community wasn’t exactly *thrilled* about this, as it raised a few eyebrows over the project’s transparency-or lack thereof. More suspicious sales followed, totaling $1.5 million, just as the token’s price soared by a casual 21%. Because nothing says “stable” like unexplained price spikes. 💸
Crypto intelligence group Lookonchain chimed in with an analysis that pointed out the sales looked suspiciously like dollar-cost averaging (you know, when you spread out buys and sells over time to avoid risk-except this wasn’t *exactly* that). It’s almost as if they were trying to game the system while pretending everything was fine. But why get bogged down in the details when you can just ride the wave of hype?
Speaking of waves, remember how *exciting* the MELANIA token launch was? It peaked at a glorious $13 in January-back when dreams were still alive. Fast forward to today, and it’s sitting comfortably at $0.18. That’s right, a loss of over 98%! But hey, what’s a few billion dollars between friends, right? 🙃
And in case you were wondering, Melania isn’t alone in this *adventure*-the token is also linked to Hayden Davis, a memecoin mogul with a history of questionable launches. Davis co-created MELANIA alongside the now-infamous Libra token, which collapsed faster than a soufflé in a thunderstorm. Insiders reportedly cashed out a cool $107 million, wiping out a $4 billion market cap in the blink of an eye. Seems like a solid track record for success, doesn’t it? 🍿
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2025-10-02 18:35