Darling, gather round! The ever-so-dapper cryptocurrency exchange, Kraken, has sashayed its way into the spotlight with a $100 million funding round, as whispered by the ever-reliable Fortune on Sept. 25. 🥂✨
This little financial frolic values the company at a cool $15 billion, my dear-a milestone as Kraken pirouettes toward its much-anticipated public listing. Bravo! 👏💃
After years of playing the lone wolf with minimal outside capital, this infusion will allow Kraken to focus on its true loves: “pro traders and institutions.” How utterly chic! 🕶️💼
A $15 Billion Valuation and Growing Ambitions
The funding round, my pets, was a veritable smorgasbord of investors, with no single lead. Kraken, ever the hostess with the mostess, set the terms herself. Venture capitalists, investment managers, and even Co-CEO Arjun Sethi’s Tribe Capital joined the party. 🍾🎩
With $80 million in post-Ebitda earnings and $411 million in revenue in Q2 alone, Kraken’s coffers are positively brimming. Though, darling, there’s been a spot of executive musical chairs-several senior leaders have taken their final bow. A necessary restructuring, they say, ahead of the IPO now delayed to 2026. 🎭🕰️
Building Bridges Between TradFi and Crypto
Kraken’s strategy, my dears, is all about blending the old guard with the new. Earlier this year, they snapped up NinjaTrader for $1.5 billion, adding two million new users to their dance card. 🕺💞
And let’s not forget xStocks, their tokenized shares of darlings like Apple and Tesla, tradable on blockchains and beyond. Sethi insists this is the next evolution of financial markets-particularly for those poor souls drowning in brokerage fees. 🍏🚗
Political Advocacy as IPO Approaches
As the IPO looms, Kraken has opened its purse strings with a $1 million donation to the Freedom Fund PAC and another million to America First Digital, a pro-Trump group. Politics, darling, is such a messy business! 🤑🗳️
In a Sept. 23 soliloquy, Sethi warned of the existential threats to crypto’s principles: regulatory uncertainty, crackdowns, and privacy restrictions. “The fight for crypto in the U.S. is far from over,” he declared, championing self-custody, permissionless systems, and financial privacy. 🛡️⚔️
Kraken’s IPO, alas, is now a 2026 affair, while rivals like Circle, Gemini, and Bullish have already taken their bows. “Our model’s built around pro traders and institutions,” Sethi quipped. “They use our exchange not because it’s flashy, but because it works-and the liquidity is deep.” 🌊💼
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2025-09-26 14:31