Kiyosaki’s Bitcoin Gamble: Genius or Folly? đŸ€”

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Ah, Robert Kiyosaki, that persistent prophet of financial independence, hath once again deigned to share his wisdom
 and a rather sizeable transaction with the public. It appears our ‘Rich Dad’ has bartered some of his glittering digital coins for the decidedly more
 tangible comfort of surgery centers and billboards. A most curious turn, wouldn’t you agree?

Kiyosaki Dispatches Bitcoin to the Realm of Real Estate and Advertising

The esteemed author of ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ – a tome which, I assure you, has gathered dust on many a bookshelf alongside unfulfilled dreams – has seen fit to part with a sum of, shall we say, not inconsiderable Bitcoin. He declares it not a retreat, mind you, but a shrewd maneuver, a demonstration of his own teachings, diligently applied. Decades he has spent, dispensing advice in translations numberless – influencing the masses, or at least their purchasing habits for his books.

On the modern marvel known as X (formerly Twitter, a platform increasingly populated by pronouncements and peculiarities), Mr. Kiyosaki proclaimed on the 21st of November:

“Practicing what I preach, you see! Some $2.25 million in Bitcoin, exchanged for a mere $90,000, more or less. A trifling sum, really, considering I acquired those coins at a pittance of $6,000 apiece, years ago. A pittance, I say!”

And what does one do with such a windfall? Why, invest in establishments for mending broken bodies and
 advertisements. “With the proceeds from this digital bauble,” he elaborates, “I am acquiring two surgery centers and dabbling in the world of billboards. A monthly income of $27,500, like clockwork, and entirely untaxed, awaits me by February next year
 or so I estimate.” He continues, with a distinct air of self-importance, “Such additions – a mere $27,500, mind you – to my already substantial income from, shall we say, sensible real estate investments, will adequately ‘fluff’ my cash flow to the pleasing round number of hundreds of thousands per month. A comfort, indeed!” 🙄

The world, as it is wont to do, convulsed with economic unease, and Bitcoin, in its volatile temperament, plummeted. A truly dramatic scene! A mass exodus of funds, a cascade of panic, and the resulting sentiment sank to a depth described as “Extreme Fear.” As of this writing, the troublesome Bitcoin hovers about $84,803, a sum that would likely not cover the cost of a single consultation at one of Mr. Kiyosaki’s new surgery centers.

But do not mistake this sale for a lack of faith, he insists! “I remain,” he declared with the utmost seriousness, “bullish and optimistic about Bitcoin.” Indeed, he plans to re-enter the fray, replenishing his coffers with the fruits of his earthbound ventures. 😇

“Warren Buffett, naturally, would deem my plans a slow and foolish exercise,” he mused, invoking the name of the financial oracle. “Buffett has his methods
 and Donald Trump, bless his flamboyant soul, has his own. Each to their own folly, I suppose.” He maintains that Bitcoin remains a long-term prospect, a bulwark against economic turmoil, even as he prioritizes ventures that
 well, produce money, rather than merely promise it.

For years, our Mr. Kiyosaki has voiced his anxieties about the precarious state of the global economy, the fragility of paper money, and the mounting pressures on the American dollar. His most recent pronouncement simply echoed these long-held concerns, concluding with a darkly prophetic statement: “The world economy is about to embark on a rather
 spirited journey.” đŸ€Ș

Frequently Asked Questions (for the Bewildered) 🧐

  • Pray tell, how much Bitcoin did Mr. Kiyosaki dispatch into the world?
    A sum of $2.25 million, acquired in the distant past at a price of $6,000 per coin. A bargain, no doubt!
  • And what grand schemes does he intend to fund with this newfound wealth?
    Two surgery centers, for mending the afflicted, and an investment in the art of billboards, for
 distracting the masses.
  • What manner of income does he anticipate from these endeavors?
    A modest $27,500 per month, tax-free, of course.
  • Does this signal a waning faith in the digital realm?
    Absolutely not! He remains, steadfastly, optimistic and intends to reinvest using the earnings, naturally.

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2025-11-23 04:58