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What to know:
- JPMorgan Chase, that great beacon of financial sanity, is now allowing institutional clients to pledge bitcoin and ether as collateral for loans by the end of the year, according to Bloomberg. Because, why not?
- This, of course, is just another example of the relentless march of progress where digital assets crash through the gates of Wall Street, knocking traditional finance aside like last season’s fashion trend.
Ah, JPMorgan Chase, the bank that once sniffed at Bitcoin like an old uncle dismissing the ‘newfangled’ rock n’ roll music. Now, they’re practically inviting it in for tea. By the end of this year, institutional clients will be able to use their beloved Bitcoin and Ether as collateral for loans. Isn’t it just darling when institutions finally get on the bandwagon, even if they’re fashionably late? 🎩
The tokens, of course, will be safeguarded by a third-party custodian – because what’s the point of embracing the future if you can’t add a few layers of bureaucracy? Trust, but don’t forget to hire someone to watch over your tokens. The program extends JPMorgan’s earlier move to accept crypto-linked ETFs as loan collateral. How very modern!
This rapid evolution of digital assets is no longer something whispered about in hushed tones among crypto enthusiasts in dark corners of the internet. No, now it’s right at the core of Wall Street’s lending infrastructure, like a trendy new restaurant opening up next to the old, reliable steakhouse. With Bitcoin surging to all-time highs this year (because who doesn’t want to ride that rocket?), and with the regulatory seas calming under the current administration’s watchful gaze, the great banks of the world are turning from crypto skeptics to enthusiastic adopters. A true Cinderella story, if you ask me. 🤑
And, just to add a little more spice to the pot, other major players like Morgan Stanley, State Street, and Fidelity are deepening their crypto offerings, launching retail access and custody solutions. Soon, we’ll all be using crypto to pay for our lattes and streaming services. Oh wait, we already are. 📉
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2025-10-24 15:11