EQTY Lab, that modern-day Prometheus of bureaucracy, has unveiled its “Verifiable Governance and Sovereignty” solution for agentic AI on Hedera-a blockchain so proud of its “immutable” promises, it probably audits itself. 🤡
- EQTY Lab to chain AI agents to Hedera’s leash, with NVIDIA’s DGX Cloud as the dog walker.
- Collaboration with Hedera Foundation, because two entities with delusions of grandeur make a better press release.
- Solution claims to balance accountability and privacy-like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole while juggling. 🌀
The initiative, a marriage of EQTY Lab and Hedera Foundation (the latter being the self-appointed architect of the HBAR blockchain), is as groundbreaking as a tax audit in a dystopian novel. They claim it will bring “AI governance onchain”-a phrase so Orwellian, it makes Big Brother blush. 🧾
With agentic AI growing like mold in a breadbox, this “milestone” ensures we’ll now track AI decisions with the same enthusiasm as a spy satellite. The framework leverages Hedera’s blockchain and EQTY’s “AI Guardian” to enforce policies-because nothing says “freedom” like a robot with a red pen. 🤖🟥
Verifiable AI Governance on Hedera: A Masterpiece of Absurdity
This tool runs on NVIDIA’s DGX Cloud, where “immutable verifiability” means “no refunds.” It’s rolling out to government, public safety, and infrastructure-sectors that thrive on complexity and zero transparency. 🏛️
“This collaboration demonstrates an important advancement in accountability,” said Jonathan Dotan, CEO of EQTY Lab, with the sincerity of a telemarketer selling crypto. “By fusing verifiable compute and multi-agent orchestration with NVIDIA’s ‘trusted execution environments,’ we’re enabling governments to deploy systems with integrity.” Translation: We’re giving governments a new way to lose data. đź“ś
To “anchor agentic orchestration” to Hedera’s Consensus Service, EQTY Lab now offers “hardened proofs” for every action-human or machine. Because nothing says “trust” like a blockchain that’s more about surveillance than security. 🕵️♂️
“Hedera Foundation is committed to strengthening public trust in AI innovation,” said Paul Rapino, senior VP at HBAR Inc., with the enthusiasm of a man selling you a bridge. “This solution offers a new system of record for mission-critical workflows.” Yes, because your heart rate data is now a “mission-critical workflow.” 🎯
EQTY Lab boasts features like “blockchain registration,” “multi-agent sovereign workflow,” and “NVIDIA GPU architecture.” A triumvirate of buzzwords so dense, even a computer might need a dictionary. đź“–
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2025-10-29 20:50