It appears a rather dramatic scene has unfolded in the hallowed halls of the US House. A coterie of Republicans, bless their easily-vexed souls, are positively aghast. Why, you ask? Because a defense spending bill – a document of such monumental size it likely requires its own postcode – dared to proceed without their petulant demand: a ban on Central Bank Digital Currencies. The sheer audacity! đ
Representative Keith Self, a man clearly wrestling with an existential crisis over digital finance (or perhaps just parliamentary procedure), declared on X – a platform for profound pronouncements, naturally – that promises were âexplicitlyâ broken. One does so adore explicit promises; they make the inevitable disappointment so much more satisfying.
The House, in a fit of collective decision-making, passed the $900 billion behemoth (312-112, for those keeping score at home). It now lurches toward the Senate, hoping to achieve passage before the yearâs end. One imagines the Senate is already bracing itself for this⌠robust piece of legislation.
Poor Mr. Self even attempted an amendment! A valiant, if ultimately doomed, effort to impose his will upon the legislative process. It failed, alas. Clearly, the world isnât listening to those who demand a return to⌠well, one isn’t entirely sure what it’s a return to. A simpler time, perhaps, before the frightening prospect of government-controlled digital money? đ§
He notes, with a wounded air, that assurances were given. And then⌠not kept. The scandal! “Forced into a take-it-or-leave-it bill,” he lamented. A truly harrowing experience, one can only assume.
This bill, you see, is the legislative equivalent of a generously-sized buffet. Everyone brings their own little side dish, hoping to sneak it onto the main course. Quite uncouth, really, but terribly effective.
It seems a deal was struck earlier this year – a temporary truce in the crypto wars – wherein a CBDC ban would be affixed to this very defense bill. The agreement, one suspects, was about as binding as a New Yearâs resolution.
The ever-colourful Marjorie Taylor Greene added her voice to the chorus of discontent, railing against Speaker Mike Johnson. She supports cryptocurrency, you see, but draws the line at the government having control over one’s finances. A most sensible position, one might say, coming from a politician. đ
An earlier draft did contain the ban, but amendments, those fickle creatures, changed everything.
The proposed ban would have prevented the Federal Reserve from even thinking about digital currencies! A truly radical step. One wonders if theyâd have banned the very concept of âdigitalâ itself.
A previous attempt to ban CBDCs passed the House, though it remains stranded in the Senate. A legislative purgatory, if you will.
Mr. Self vows to fight on. âFinancial freedom isnât negotiable,â he declares. A stirring sentiment. One just hopes he has a good tailor, because this battle promises to be a long one.
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