Gemini Gets CFTC Nod: Binary Bets & Bitcoin Bonkers! 🚀

Gemini Titan, the Winklevoss twins’ crypto circus sidekick, finally crushed the CFTC (after five years of paperwork!) and now you can bet your grandma’s Social Security number on questions like “Will Bitcoin top $200K?” 🤯 Yep, it’s like crypto’s version of a magic 8-ball, but with more fees and less magic. CEO Tyler Winklevoss, ever the diplomat, shout-thanked President Trump for “crypto relief” (because nothing says ‘relief’ like a Trump tweetstorm). Meanwhile, Kalshi and Polymarket are raking in cash like it’s 2024 and they’re selling NFT snow globes. 🎉 The future’s bright? Only if you trade in perpetuals.

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2025-12-11 11:21