In a move that has crypto enthusiasts doing backflips and day traders spitting out their coffee, Elon Musk’s latest brainchild, xAI, is on the hunt for crypto wizards to whip their AI into shape for trading and digital asset strategies. Because, you know, why not let robots handle our money? What could possibly go wrong?
These roles are not for the faint of heart! You’ll need a PhD in “How to Make Money from Digital Coins” or at least some impressive experience in on-chain analysis, DeFi, derivatives, arbitrage, MEV, quantitative methods, and risk management. Yes, you heard that right-if you can’t explain MEV at a cocktail party, you might as well stay home!
And for the lucky few who fit the bill, these positions are remote-perfect for those who prefer trading in pajama bottoms while clutching a cup of overpriced coffee. The pay ranges from $45 to $100 an hour, unless you live in Wyoming or Illinois, in which case your pay may just be replaced with a heartfelt “thanks for applying!”
The crypto community is buzzing about this development, likening it to a cosmic shift where Bitcoin becomes the official currency of AI. So, if you’ve ever thought about training an AI to make stock trades, now’s your chance to join the ranks of financial fortune tellers-just don’t blame the robot when it puts all your savings into Dogecoin!
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2026-02-03 10:58