Dogecoin Founder’s Sarcasm Shocks Crypto World

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Oh, great, another day in the crypto world where the only thing higher than the prices is the drama. 🐕 Billy Markus, the guy who basically invented Dogecoin while high on coffee and memes, just dropped another sarcastic tweet that’s got everyone questioning their life choices. 🤯

Overall, though, Markus is basically saying crypto is doing “good and all,” which is just his way of saying “I’m not impressed, but I’m not quitting either.” 🧐

“Man, crypto is doing good and all,” but…

In his latest masterpiece of sarcasm, Markus hinted that while crypto is “doing good,” he’s not holding his breath for Bitcoin or Ethereum to break their all-time highs. Because nothing says “optimism” like waiting for a miracle. 🚨

“Man crypto is doing good and all, but also wake me up when ATHs are being broken,” Markus told his 2.2 million followers on X. Because obviously, that’s the most exciting thing to happen in 2026. 🗣️

man crypto is doing good and all but also wake me up when ATHs are being broken

– Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) January 13, 2026

Despite his love for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Dogecoin (the only coins he respects, apparently), Markus thinks crypto trading is just a fancy way of saying “gambling with your savings.” And NFTs? “A mental disease.” 🤯

The last time Bitcoin hit an all-time high? Oct. 6, 2025. Since then, it’s been a rollercoaster of “I’m fine, really” and “Wait, why is my portfolio down 25%?” Thanks, geopolitical drama. 📉

Markus pities Zoomers over AI’s aggressive implementation

In another tweet, Markus took a break from crypto to mock the Zoomer generation. Because nothing says “sympathy” like calling them “poor zoomers.” 🙃

His three main points? “Life of a 2000-born,” “pandemic at the age of enjoyment,” and “AI implementation at the age of employment.” Because nothing says “hope” like AI replacing your job. 🤖

poor zoomers

– Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) January 14, 2026

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2026-01-14 15:10