Well, slap my face and call me a crypto enthusiast, because Nasdaq-listed Bit Origin-yes, the Dogecoin treasury company with a name that sounds like a rejected sci-fi novel-has decided to bark up the tree of Bitcoin’s supremacy. 🌳🐶 According to them, DOGE isn’t just a meme coin for the easily amused; it’s the future of daily payments. Who knew that a Shiba Inu’s face could hold such financial promise? 🤔
Bit Origin: “DOGE is Faster Than a Greyhound on Red Bull”
In a post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not add more confusion to the world?), Bit Origin claimed that DOGE is outpacing Bitcoin in speed, cost, and usability. Apparently, Bitcoin takes 10 minutes per block, while DOGE confirms transactions in just one minute. 🕒✨ That’s like comparing a tortoise to a jackrabbit-one’s cute, the other’s just… slow. 🐢🐇 They also mentioned lower fees, because who doesn’t love saving a few cents while the world burns? 🔥💸
But wait, there’s more! Bit Origin is building merchant payment rails and integration tools to make DOGE the go-to currency for your morning latte. ☕️🐕 Because nothing says “financial revolution” like paying for a cappuccino with a coin endorsed by Elon Musk. Speaking of Musk, they couldn’t resist mentioning his “soft spot” for DOGE, which is basically the crypto equivalent of a celebrity waving at a fan from a limo. 🚗✋
And let’s not forget Alternative Airlines, the travel company that now lets you book flights with DOGE. ✈️🐶 Because who needs stability when you can gamble your vacation funds on a meme? They also pointed out that DOGE can handle 30 transactions per second, compared to Bitcoin’s 25 and Ethereum’s 6. Impressive, but can it handle my existential dread? Probably not. 😩
Other Companies Jumping on the DOGE Bandwagon
Bit Origin isn’t alone in its DOGE obsession. Thumzup Media, a company with a name that sounds like a thumbs-up emoji gone wrong, is “actively” exploring DOGE integration for its app. 👍💼 Apparently, bypassing traditional banking rails and reducing transaction costs is all the rage these days. Who needs banks when you have a meme coin and a dream? 🏦❌
Then there’s House of Doge, the corporate arm of the Dogecoin Foundation, which just bought a Swiss hockey team. 🏒🇨🇭 Yes, you read that right. They plan to enable DOGE payments for tickets and merchandise, because nothing says “sports fandom” like paying with a coin that started as a joke. 🤡🎟️
As of now, DOGE is trading at around $0.19, down over 3% in the last 24 hours. But hey, it’s not about the price-it’s about the journey, the memes, and the occasional celebrity shoutout. 🚀🐕
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2025-10-30 02:14